Ellicott City Realtor Catonsville Realtor

It's Fall...

The weather is nice...
The leaves are changing...
It's football season...
The Ravens are winning...
And...

The pests are out.

Here is a tale of my very pesty week:

Bed Bugs:  Literally, a pain in the (fill in the blank).  I thought this was just a saying, or a made up term.  But they're for real, and they really do bite.  Getting rid of them is a major deal.  It's not something I could do on my own - I had to call an exterminator.  My tenant had to discard his mattress and pillow, bag up all of his clothes and move out for two days while his apartment was bombed (just an extermination term).  Cost of the chemical treatment:  $400.

Cigarette Beetle:  Another tenant called to tell me that there are termites swarming all over her apartment.  I call my exterminator...AGAIN...and asked them to inspect the building and deal with it.  (By the way, I didn't think termites swarmed in the fall and I asked my exterminator about this.  Much to my surprise - they do.)  A termite treatment is likely to cost $600 or more.  However, I was elated to find out it wasn't termites.  It was a bug I'd never heard of:  the Cigarette beetle.  They're nasty bugs too, smokin' Marlboro reds, and always leaving butts behind.  Once again, my tenant had to move out.  The apartment was bombed.  Cost:  $150

Unnamed Pest:  My final call of the week was from a tenant who said he had rats.  He had a newborn and was worried the baby might be bitten, and it was a health hazard.  Once again, I sent out my exterminator and it turned out they were a very small breed of rat called........mice.  One thing worth doing with mice is to seal openings in your exterior with spray foam.  Pay particular attention to plumbing lines, electrical lines, exhaust ducts, garage door seals, and any other small openings.  In this case, I had my exterminator handle the removal.  Cost:  $300.

Pest Free Fall:  Priceless
By the way, if you need the name of a great exterminator, give me a call.

 Has anyone else had a pesty fall?  Tell me your bug stories.

PS - If you're interested in how last week's situation with the heat pump turned out, send me an email.  I'll reply with the happy ending.

You may or may not know that I manage my own rental properties.  Yesterday I had an altercation that is a lesson in doing things the right way - and in following your gut instincts.

I received a phone call from a prospective tenant about one of my rentals.  The first things I tell my propsects when they call are:

• I perform background checks, including criminal and credit
• I require references
• There's no pets / no smoking on the property

This particular tenant tells me he doesn't want to spend money on an application fee.  He says his credit is a problem, but he has references and letters of recommendation from his attorney (who is also his employer) and his current landlord.

I decided to meet with him against my better judgment because I believe in considering a person's entire circumstance.  I could be willing to overlook the bad credit and give the guy another chance.

When I met him at the apartment, I immediately had a bad feeling.  His head was shaved, he holes in his jeans, his hat was on backwards, and he had a pathetic limp handshake.

We went into the apartment together and immediately he began to pick the place apart, telling me it needed painting (it didn't), and that he couldn't live with the 1970's paneling, and that it was dirty (it wasn't).  He then began asking me questions as though he was interviewing me, about what I do for a living and how long I've been a landlord.

I answered his questions, but said it didn't really matter because it sounded like the place just wasn't for him.  He replied that he would consider it - he was also looking at two others.

As we were walking out of the apartment, I had a thought that since he didn't want his credit pulled, he may have a criminal record.  I asked him and he said, "No, why do you ask?"  I told him that it was because he didn't want his credit report pulled for privacy reasons.  If he has a criminal record, it may be cause for me not to rent to him.  When he asked me what that meant, I explained that if his record was, for example, for stealing a car, I may be willing to consider the circumstances of the crime.  However, if the crime was more serious, such as being on the sex offenders list, that's a completely different matter.

His reply:  "Well then you wouldn't rent to me."  He admitted that he was on that registry.  Mincing no words, I said "You just told me you didn't have a criminal record.  If that's true, then how are you on that list?"

He answered he was on that list for having sex with a 15 year old prostitute.

I told him that I would certainly consider that a criminal offense. (wouldn't you?)

When I told him that I would absolutely not be able to lease to him, he launched into a rant, screaming "Let me tell you something:  it's people like you, a f-in Republican, that are going to end up getting screwed!"  He didn't listen when I told him it had nothing to do with my political affiliation, which was none of his business, and he continued, "If people like me aren't able to get a job or find a place to stay, they have to resort to stealing."  He said that he might have to resort to ripping people like me off.

(What?  I went there, against my better judgment, to give him a chance.)

At that point he was pointing in my face, and I just walked to my car to avoid having to physically defend myself.  I told him to get off my property and go back where he came from.

What's important about this experience?  Two things:

1. When you have a process for making decisions, stick to it.
2. It is now very evident to me that the value a neighborhood has in terms of what homes are selling for is just as important as the value of a neighborhood in terms of the people that are living there.

After the incident, I went on the website, http://dpscs.md.gov/onlineservs/socem/default.shtml, and there he was - a Sexually Violent Offender.  Much to my astonishment, there were many, many other offenders living right there in our community.  That's their right, although I may not like it, or want to tolerate it.

Check the site and tell me what you think - are you surprised by how many registered sex offenders are living in your neighborhood?